Here it is, the only guide you'll ever need to buying art. By following my three simple steps you are well on your way to becoming the next Charles Saatchi or Eli Broad and that is something that EVERYONE should aspire to. With my super-easy guide to buying art, I virtually eliminate the guesswork involved making an acquisition decision. And best of all you can get my guide here
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Instructions for use:
1. Download file.
2. Print on a color printer for maximum benefit.
3. Go to Kinko's and have it laminated.
4. Commit the guide to memory.
5. Invite Marian Goodman and [insert other big name gallerist here] for drinks at the Carlyle and impress them with your knowledge and insight.
6. Bask in your new found status as art world impresario.
TRY IT! IT WORKS!